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Trust me, friend.
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I, Boldini, will be
your guardian angel.
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What I know, and who I know
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can be of great help
to you, my friend.
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But a man has to live.
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I get your meaning, Boldini.
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Good. We understand
each other. Come.
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Take this one. You
won't be too drafty.
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There's not much
fear of that in here.
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Did you find out anything?
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Your friends aren't in
Marseille. I have made inquiries.
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Yesterday, two
Englishmen sailed for Oran.
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From there they go
to Sidi-bel-Abbes.
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Is that where we'll go?
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There, or Saida.
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Have we any say about which?
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10 francs would have a say.
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I have a friend in the office.
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He can arrange that we
go to Sidi-bel-Abbes?
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No, if we're on the list for
Saida he will correct the mistake.
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It's quite safe.
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You're right. You are a help.
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We will be the bon gang, eh?
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Monsieur does not like the
atmosphere of our little nest?
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No, I don't.
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Maybe you don't like
the look of me, either.
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No, not much.
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What are you
going to do about it?
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So you want that window open.
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Very intelligent of you.
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Suppose I want it shut.
Suppose I don't.
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Suppose we all want it shut.
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Oh, well, then there
is the end of the matter.
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If the majority prefer
to poison themselves,
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they have a perfect right to do so.
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Huh!
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Come here and shut
up, Schwartz, and leave it.
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A little bit of air won't kill you.
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(inaudible) English.
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Would you like the
ceiling raised any?
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No, it will do.
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You Britishers, you
think you own the earth.
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I say, who's this low, foreign
fellow? Doesn't know him, do I?
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What say you, chaps? Let's
throw open all the windows!
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Britishers.
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You're American.
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How'd you guess?
What else?
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Stars and Stripes Forever.
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I come from God's own country
and I guess it licks creation.
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It's all the uneasy
self-assertion of your countrymen.
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Did you hear that, Hank?
He's insulting our poor country.
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Says we suffer from
"uneasy self-assertion."
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Well, I ain't inserted nothing
here for real long time.
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My innards are uneasy.
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I could insert a whole
hog with nary a burden.
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You don't mean that, Hank.
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Can't tell, can we?
We don't talk American.
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Now don't you go rilin' him, Hank.
He don't like it and he don't like us.
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He ain't been himself lately.
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He ain't eaten
nothing for three days.
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Are you serious?
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Nary a mouthful. It's
tragical. He's a growing boy.
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Perhaps, you gentlemen,
would like to lunch with me?
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Did you hear that, Hank?
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He's calling us gentlemen.
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He don't mean nothing by it though.
He's just talking English actually,
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you listen well and
improve your mind.
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Look, I got some dough.
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Maybe you two hobos
ain't too proud to eat with a...
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a dog-ghastly Britisher.
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Put her right there, son.
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My name is Buddy and this
poor old boy's name is Hank.
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John Smith.
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Where can we get you some food?
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Well, I reckon there ought to be
at a canteen even in this country.
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Hey, chuck wagon is here.
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Hey, that looks OK.
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Now this is what I
joined the Legion for.
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That's yours, kid.
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I don't want two,
I'm not hungry.
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I got this for you and…
Buddy.
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He ain't bad for Britisher, Hank.
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That he ain't,
Buddy, that he ain't.
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Smith.
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(inaudible) Schwartz.
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Yes, join the party, Schwartz.
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Thank you, John.
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What'd I tell you, a
damn fine gentleman, eh?
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Excuse me.
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All friends here.
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The kid's making friends fast.
It's good wine.
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You sure are popular, son.
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I'd seem to, only
three ha'pence a bottle.
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I don't suppose they allow
no hard intoxicating liquors like
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rye whisky, in these
foreign canteens, eh?
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They don't appear to.
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Naw, we're gonna drink this
here red juice and be thankful.
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Get used to it with all the other
cruel deprivations and hardships.
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Boldini.
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I've seen to our little
the matter of business,
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we sail for Oran tomorrow.
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All of us?
Yes, sir.
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All the recruits who came
today go to Oran tomorrow.
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When do we eat? That's
what I want to know.
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Can't we go out somewhere and
get some eats and a real drink?
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Next meal tomorrow morning,
soup, bread and coffee.
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And you will not be allowed
to leave here for any reason
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until you're marched
down to the boat for Oran.
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What? I'll be a living
skeleton by then.
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C'est la Legion!
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Boldini has already served
five years. He's realistic.
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Speaks well for the Legion.
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Yes, or ill for the chance of
ex-legionnaire to earn a crust of bread.
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Yeah, you don't get that here either.
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Been up against it, eh?
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Huh!
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Starved.
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Tramped my feet off.
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Slept in the mud.
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Begged myself hoarse for work.
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Driven at last to choose
between jail and the Legion.
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I chose the Legion
for some reason.
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Better the devils you know
than flee (to) the devils you don't.
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Better give the guy another drink,
he seems depressed.
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Share and share alike, eh?
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Friend. Mein Freund.
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It's quite a night, Americans.
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Anybody'd think the poor
boobs had been drinking.
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Yeah, they got to make out
this here stuff's whiskey.
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It's the only way they
can keep their spirits up.
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Son, have you
got any money left?
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Oh, yes, certainly.
You're most welcome...
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When you go to bed tonight,
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you take your money and stick it
inside your pillow and tie the end of it.
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Well, or you can stick it down
inside your vest and lie on it.
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That's hardly necessary, surely.
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It looks unkind and suspicious.
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Oh, please yourself, of course.
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If you want Mister Cascara
Sagrada to get his hands on it.
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He's a bad'un, son.
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Crookeder than a snake
with the bellyache.
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Meaner'n a bull with
a brain full of ticks.
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Nonsense, he's been very helpful.
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I guess I just got an evil mind.
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You're a trifle
eccentric, that's all.
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Levez-vous. Levez-vous.
Out you get.
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On your feet.
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Come on, get moving.
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(in French)
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Get out of bed!
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Get out!
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Get awake.
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Something wrong, kid?
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My money's gone.
I warned you.
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You wouldn't listen to
me, you was all trusting.
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Good thing for you, I wasn't.
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I thought I better mind it last night
when I saw you was out like a light.
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Sure enough about 2 AM in the
morning along comes Mr. Boldini
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to see how your money's getting on.
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"It's alright, fella," I says.
"I'm minding it for him."
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And Mr. Boldini says,
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"Oh, I thought maybe somebody
thought the wrong thing."
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"So did I," I says.
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"And I was right, too."
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And then he turned around a little,
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tucked his tail between his
legs, and crept on back to his hole.
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Buongiorno, all is good?
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You think he meant to rob me?
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There ain't nothing surer than that, son.
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He did volunteer to be my guide and mentor.
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Guide and what?
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He said he would
look after my interests,
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Keep me right.
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Listen, kid, he's a low-born thief.
I've seen his kind before.
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You've got something that he
wants and he means to have it.
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Maybe we're being
a bit unfair on him.
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Quiet.
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Listen.
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Quiet!
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At 12 o'clock,
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you go on board the steam packet,
General Negrier.
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Destination: Oran.
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Parade in the square at 11:30.
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And don't be late.
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Hey, Corp.,
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We get fed before we go?
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We shall eat like kings, my friend.
Yeah. When?
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Do not buy any of this rubbish.
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Within the month you will need every
coin you possess to buy oblivion.
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And remember this,
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resist the decrees
of heaven if you will,
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but never those
of your corporal!
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...and beware of the local wine,
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the blessing and the
curse of the Legion.
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I have just drunk two bottles.
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And beware of women,
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the blessing and
the curse of our men.
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I have married three of them.
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But above all,
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beware of the absinthe.
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It is the most fiendish poison.
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I should know what
I am talking about.
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I was brought up on the stuff.
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All right, mes enfants, this
where you will be sleeping,
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Allez soldats.
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Home, sweet home.
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Enter the third robber!
John!
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You unutterable young fool!
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Oof!
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Go on, boy!
Go and get him!
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Mad English.
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They fight when
civilised people embrace.
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Tear their ears off.
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Pax!
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Beau and Dig,
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let me introduce two dyed-in-the-wool
white men from God's own country.
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Hank and Buddy, my brothers,
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Michael and Digby.
How do you do?
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Just fine! How are you, boy?
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Howdy.
Hi.
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Hey, now!
Americans, possibly?
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Yes.
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Mr. Francesco Boldini,
my brothers,
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Michael and Digby.
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Hello.
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I think wine is
indicated, gentlemen.
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If you'll allow me to show you
the way, I know the canteen here.
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Pay attention!
Stand on your beds.
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Command, obey.
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Face to your front.
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My name is Lejaune,
Sergeant-Major Lejaune.
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I am in command here.
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And don't you forget it,
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you miserable sweepings
of the gutters of Europe.
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So, we have a dog who laughs.
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You will not be laughing
one week from now.
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I have a way of
curing that affliction.
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Corporal Dupre, how tall must a man
be before he is accepted for the Legion?
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I don't know, Chef.
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In fact, he must be tall enough
otherwise they wouldn't have taken him.
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We have an undersized cur.
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I guess I seen better
things on sticky flypaper.
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Open your mouth once more,
I will close it with my boot.
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You are a lazy pig, I wager.
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But I will teach you
to move, and quickly.
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Sure, Bo, spill another mouthful.
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You speak again, I kick
your teeth down your throat.
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So, English gentlemen.
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I don't like gentlemen.
Show me your hands, up.
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You have never done a day's
work in your life.
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I will harden those hands for you.
252
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:44,631
I shall manicure
you before you die.
253
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:58,573
I am going to turn
you scum into soldiers,
254
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,070
even if I have to kill
you in the process.
255
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:06,980
Meanwhile, the Seventh
Company will be afflicted by you.
256
00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:11,505
Recruits will move to the left in file.
257
00:19:11,538 --> 00:19:14,621
Left turn.
258
00:19:17,905 --> 00:19:20,000
Get them kitted out.
259
00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,170
Again.
260
00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,680
And again.
261
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,399
That's better.
262
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:47,635
What are you doing
here, you mad young pup?
263
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,065
I'm fleeing from justice,
Beau. What about you?
264
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,492
Same thing.
265
00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:54,903
And you, Dig?
266
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:57,917
Well, I personally am
fleeing from justice, yes.
267
00:19:58,152 --> 00:19:59,923
Three fleas.
268
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,989
Did you bring the Blue Water, John?
269
00:20:04,999 --> 00:20:06,681
No, I didn't.
270
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,057
Very careless.
271
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,577
Did you bring it, Beau.
272
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,267
Yes, of course.
273
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:14,453
Did you bring it too, Dig?
Oh, I never travel without it.
274
00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,292
I suppose one of you has it.
275
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,547
Oh yes, it's here all right.
276
00:20:18,571 --> 00:20:21,110
Wouldn't be worth our
being here if it wasn't.
277
00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:23,561
What do you
intend to do with it?
278
00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:26,168
Lie low for five
years, then sell it.
279
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,998
It should fetch about 30,000.
280
00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:31,474
I'll invest the money
and live off the income.
281
00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:35,000
Doing what?
Sport, hunting, travel,
282
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,974
big game shooting,
rooms in town, clubs,
283
00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:40,902
live like Uncle Hector.
284
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:45,000
On Uncle Hector's money?
Doubles the joy of it, what?
285
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,891
I'm going to invest the money
in a South Sea Island foundation,
286
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,232
do some trading,
287
00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:54,129
buy the finest schooner on the
island, be my own supercargo.
288
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:57,532
Spend the day lazing on the beach when the
beautiful native girls aren't chasing me.
289
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,415
And what are you going to do with
the Blue Water in the meantime?
290
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:03,631
Carry it around with me always.
291
00:21:03,668 --> 00:21:07,108
If I get my eye knocked out
I'll wear it in the empty socket...
292
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,644
Blue-eyed boy.
293
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,242
Good idea, that.
294
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:13,787
Or you might put it where the monkey put
the nuts--develop a pouch in your cheek.
295
00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:15,823
Shouldn't be difficult for you.
296
00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:18,287
They're both rotten ideas.
297
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,390
Look to the kangaroo for
the answer. Kangaroos?
298
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:25,081
They carry their
valuables in a bag in front,
299
00:21:25,106 --> 00:21:27,790
accessible, and
that's what I do.
300
00:21:27,814 --> 00:21:29,598
Leather patch in a money belt.
301
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,633
I thought it all up beforehand.
302
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:33,847
You've got to kill the man
before you can rob him.
303
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:36,271
Oh, buona sera.
304
00:21:38,281 --> 00:21:40,858
Didn't hear you come up, Boldini.
305
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,428
The sun is setting like a fiery jewel.
306
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,076
Don't let us keep you, Boldini.
307
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,105
Oh, come, come, mon ami,
let us not be superior.
308
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,674
We should stick together.
309
00:21:51,698 --> 00:21:54,488
Sorry, old chap. I haven't the
faintest idea what you're driving at.
310
00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,029
Monsieur Smith knows
how useful I can be.
311
00:21:59,054 --> 00:22:01,134
You should include
me in your plans.
312
00:22:01,399 --> 00:22:06,399
I have much experience in the
safe disposal of valuable properties.
313
00:22:11,639 --> 00:22:13,294
Think about it.
314
00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:15,589
Buona sera.
315
00:22:25,663 --> 00:22:28,144
He thinks we're of gang
of international crooks.
316
00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:30,000
He was doing a lot of hinting.
317
00:22:31,171 --> 00:22:33,127
You didn't tell him anything?
318
00:22:33,829 --> 00:22:35,890
I'm not that daft, Beau.
319
00:22:36,482 --> 00:22:39,186
Of course, he doesn't
know. He's just guessing.
320
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:44,338
Hut, two, three, four!
Keep moving, you dogs!
321
00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:01,057
First squad, halt!
322
00:23:01,082 --> 00:23:05,000
Keep them moving, Corporal
Dupre. You heard me.
323
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:11,729
First squad, double march!
324
00:23:18,394 --> 00:23:20,301
First squad halt!
325
00:23:20,570 --> 00:23:23,710
Boldini, get that pig off the square.
Yes, Chef.
326
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:29,609
Lucky Boldini.
327
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,114
We call this, a breakfast of the Legion.
328
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:39,412
Now, double march. Move!
329
00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:44,805
Lift your feet up!
330
00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:48,624
That's very good, Brown.
331
00:23:48,648 --> 00:23:50,897
I think you have a bull's-eye.
332
00:23:52,386 --> 00:23:55,982
Squeeze that trigger,
don't pull it.
333
00:23:57,173 --> 00:23:58,879
(inaudible chatter)
334
00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:06,012
(inaudible)
335
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:15,504
Pull that man over.
336
00:24:15,792 --> 00:24:18,588
Brown, here.
On the double.
337
00:24:18,612 --> 00:24:20,239
Cease firing!
338
00:24:27,372 --> 00:24:29,126
Good shooting. Well done.
339
00:24:29,164 --> 00:24:30,192
Thank you, sir.
340
00:24:30,216 --> 00:24:31,911
Back to your place.
341
00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:37,741
A born soldier, that one, Chef.
342
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,874
Keep an eye on him.
343
00:24:42,361 --> 00:24:45,393
Don't worry. I will.
344
00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,463
Is that for Isobel, John?
345
00:24:49,587 --> 00:24:52,151
Yes, I wrote it last night.
346
00:24:53,102 --> 00:24:55,408
Well don't worry,
I didn't mention you two.
347
00:24:55,824 --> 00:24:58,165
Brandon Abbas
seems a long time ago.
348
00:24:58,190 --> 00:25:01,021
The ever-fond Patricia
finally calling the police.
349
00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:06,020
Anyway, at least we're safe here.
350
00:25:07,428 --> 00:25:09,002
Safe, are we?
351
00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:13,306
Legion, attention.
352
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,167
Take his name.
353
00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:40,226
Fourteen days confined to barracks
for having drink in the caserne.
354
00:25:42,487 --> 00:25:45,105
When does your informer
get? A weeks leave?
355
00:25:48,225 --> 00:25:52,128
21 days, with field punishment.
356
00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:56,208
Defaulters parade
tonight, full pack.
357
00:26:20,721 --> 00:26:25,006
Disgusting, seven days,
confined to barracks.
358
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,756
Dismissed.
359
00:26:41,803 --> 00:26:43,744
There was nothing
wrong with his kit, I saw it.
360
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,382
He's right. Perfect.
Why did he do it?
361
00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,408
Because he is crazy.
362
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:51,479
It's not fair, Beau.
I wonder you didn't sock him one.
363
00:26:51,511 --> 00:26:53,326
Don't you see, Dig,
that's just what he wants.
364
00:26:54,092 --> 00:26:55,466
He's out to get me.